Mom prepared a big Fourth of July feast--we were having fried salmon, early peas and fiddleheads--

When Uncle Bert and Aunt Minnie arrived, Bert took Dad aside for a short conference. I hung close and evesdropped. Bert advised my father he had brought his own dandelion wine and some cider, and since he knew Mom wouldn't approve (she was definitely anti-liquor!), he would stash the jugs out in the barn "for later."
There were probably twelve or fourteen of us at the tables--an assortment placed on the lawn --and blankets spread for the many little cousins also attending. Even my friend Tillie had been invited. After what could have been a record for gluttony, everyone relaxed and began to catch up on the year's events. Except for Tillie and me!
In nothing flat, the two of us were out in the barn, checking out the jugs. I knew we shouldn't touch

Apparently, suppertime came without our appearance, and a great hullaballou went up. We were traced to the haymow, chastised (but secretly unrepentant) and sent giggling to an early bed. I think mom was concerned I would become an "alcoholic" but at my age I see no signs of it. I guess I'm safe.
By the way, Uncle Bert came to my wedding years later, and at that time he secretly put some alcohol in the punch. Could be why we had such a jolly time at the reception.
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